
Dig a hole and
put your house in it.
Cover it up. |

Think about moles... |
Mail
some dirt out of state. |

Stay home from work and put some dirt on your roof.
|

Touch a basement wall. |

Eat a parsnip or a radish. |

Imagine a corporation actually conserving resources.
(Forget it, it's unimaginable.) *
(*As a principal in a few corporations,
I take exception to this! WMM ) |

Start a coal mine
in your back yard. |

Ride the subway with a friend. |

Bury some treasure. |

Listen to a
Chinese conversation
through the earth. |

Get lost in a cave for 11 days. (When you're found,
be sure to say, "Happy Underground America Day!") |

Have a Malcolm Wells
look-alike contest. |

Fly through
the Grand Canyon. |

Build a vast underground
shopping center with acres of
town houses, professional buildings, shops, and
all-weather parking. |
Look
down a well. |

Hold a parade
under Main Street.
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And finally, draw a set of plans for an above-ground
building
but don't build it. |